Al is a twat

86vintagehome:

blue door
yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
uyamt:

勿忘草(わすれなぐさ)

Forget-me-not (Myosotis)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via primadonna-grrrl)

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(via newhampshit)

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via frikinik)

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